Hey. It’s me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Feel kind of empty lately… so is this home page.

I know. I’m a mess.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Words & promises… but always short on my intentions.

– too much on my plate –

(but I’m ending up hungry)

…isn’t it ironic?

<Alanis’ pun not allowed, shut up!>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK. Moving forward…

Let me summarize the whole story of my life:

(Hypothetical Young Talent) + (Excess of muscle work) – (Inconsistent Luck) + (Wrong choices more often than not) = MY CURRENT LIFE.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

This time is different. I’m a grown up now. Seriously:

After making a living in the creative industry for +10 years without a proper portfolio, now I’m finally driven to build my website.

Will it be too late?

<shameful> I’m 33. </shameful>

I don’t care. Do you?

No disrespect, but I think I hate you. You can hate me, too. So we’d be

EVEN.

 


Not particularly interested in you. Which means you can perfectly reach me:

designatius@gmail.com

+34 637 789 752  or  inaki.diaz on Skype

I’m very social.

I had some wild sex with Instagram back in time.

Also fell in love with Twitter and Facebook but they ended up pathetically boring and fake

{ JUST LIKE US  }

It was fun to flirt with Behance … and with the other one, Dribbble.

Everything looked amazing in the land of Pinterestupidity.

WAIT. This isn’t over.

Vine. (that was just one night!)

Tumblr. (average handjob)

At the end of the day I played safe and married LinkedIn.

(How many accounts can be maintained for no reason?)

We are…

…DOOMED.

{ but extremely well connected to the Devil }

Apparently I have like

3,452

‘followers’

(please let me count the russian porn sites, too)

Which is literally nothing.

But quite a lot to OVERCOME

loneliness.

{ but why is this army so weak? }


Thanks for stopping by. Considering this is absolute bullshit and a complete waste of everyone’s time, you deserve some

$credit.

Or your ass kicked, one or the other.

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* * CK OFF

(no reason to avoid the word FUCK. I meant  Calvin Klein underwear is really annoying)

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– NO –

You’re still here.

You’re officially a lazy bastard with nothing to do.